01 January 2007
HAPPY NEW YEAR...
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Subject: Art's New Year Almanac, 101st Edition
From: Lt. Cmdr. Art Fortuna, VLA
Date: 1 January 3310 10:41:35 GSRT
3310 A.E. - a year of the Kitarian Standard Calendar.
Events predicted for 3310:
*The usual yearly new models of starships, timeships, weapons, and all that other jazz;
*The Kitarian and Felician systems will both be in alignment with the center of their galaxy. This event is not expected to occur again for approximately 10,000 years.
*A total eclipse of the Technician sun will cross a band of the Northern - and most heavily populated - continent of Technicia Prime. Such an event happens no more than once every 20 years.
*One of the central stars of the V25-Alpha system, approximately 1,200 light years from Kitaria, is expected to supernova this year. Warning beacons have been placed; any vessel unfortunate enough to still drift within the blast radius will meet a brilliant doom.
-The light from this event will naturally reach the varying allied destinations in the following years:
Technicia Prime: 4490 A.E.;
Kitaria Prime: 4510 A.E.;
Felicia Prime: 4515 A.E.
---GENERAL PROTECTION FART - PLEASE REBOOT ME.---
[MACROFUR(R) PORTALS(R) 3298]
+~~~TRANSMISSION ENDS ABNORMALLY. PLEASE CONTACT SENDER.~~~+
[Some things never change. =xoD ]
¶ 1/01/2007 10:18:00 AM
+~~~BEGIN VLA/ALLIED SUBSPACE COMMUNIQUE~~~+
Subject: Art's New Year Almanac, 101st Edition
From: Lt. Cmdr. Art Fortuna, VLA
Date: 1 January 3310 10:41:35 GSRT
3310 A.E. - a year of the Kitarian Standard Calendar.
Events predicted for 3310:
*The usual yearly new models of starships, timeships, weapons, and all that other jazz;
*The Kitarian and Felician systems will both be in alignment with the center of their galaxy. This event is not expected to occur again for approximately 10,000 years.
*A total eclipse of the Technician sun will cross a band of the Northern - and most heavily populated - continent of Technicia Prime. Such an event happens no more than once every 20 years.
*One of the central stars of the V25-Alpha system, approximately 1,200 light years from Kitaria, is expected to supernova this year. Warning beacons have been placed; any vessel unfortunate enough to still drift within the blast radius will meet a brilliant doom.
-The light from this event will naturally reach the varying allied destinations in the following years:
Technicia Prime: 4490 A.E.;
Kitaria Prime: 4510 A.E.;
Felicia Prime: 4515 A.E.
---GENERAL PROTECTION FART - PLEASE REBOOT ME.---
[MACROFUR(R) PORTALS(R) 3298]
+~~~TRANSMISSION ENDS ABNORMALLY. PLEASE CONTACT SENDER.~~~+
[Some things never change. =xoD ]
¶ 1/01/2007 10:18:00 AM
