The Next Rotation - The Universe of Fenris Fox
20 January 2007
 
Typing While Tired: Discount Online Brokers

My Investments professor said something in class that made me think of this:

Customer calls phone support.

"Thank you for calling Tech-Trade. Your call may be monitored by the NSA for quality assurance. If you want to talk to a human, press 1."

Customer does.

"I'm afraid that won't be possible. We crushed all the ugly humans in the building, and are busy yiffing all the cute ones. We have a gynoid handy.. or an android, if that's how you swing."

$8.95/trade: Next of kin to chaos. =xoD
 
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