20 January 2007
Typing While Tired: Discount Online Brokers
My Investments professor said something in class that made me think of this:
Customer calls phone support.
"Thank you for calling Tech-Trade. Your call may be monitored by the NSA for quality assurance. If you want to talk to a human, press 1."
Customer does.
"I'm afraid that won't be possible. We crushed all the ugly humans in the building, and are busy yiffing all the cute ones. We have a gynoid handy.. or an android, if that's how you swing."
$8.95/trade: Next of kin to chaos. =xoD ¶ 1/20/2007 01:39:00 AM
My Investments professor said something in class that made me think of this:
Customer calls phone support.
"Thank you for calling Tech-Trade. Your call may be monitored by the NSA for quality assurance. If you want to talk to a human, press 1."
Customer does.
"I'm afraid that won't be possible. We crushed all the ugly humans in the building, and are busy yiffing all the cute ones. We have a gynoid handy.. or an android, if that's how you swing."
$8.95/trade: Next of kin to chaos. =xoD ¶ 1/20/2007 01:39:00 AM
